Saturday, December 22, 2012

I hate when I have to poo AFTER I've showered.

1. I don't care what you're situation is, do not pee in the shower.

2. Rinse your hairs out when you're done shaving/trimming/pulling them out of you.

3. If you blow your nose in the shower, rinse the shower curtain of your snot.

4. Don't wash your long nasty dead hair down the drain unless you're going to pull it out after your done.

5. Pull the shower curtain closed so that it can dry once the shower has ended.

6. Turn the fan on- and you won't trick anyone by streak-drying the mirror.

7. If you finish the shampoo/conditioner/soap/facewash, put a fresh bottle in instead of filling it with a bit of water.

8. Make sure all of your soap is rinsed out (no one wants to step into the shower after you and wipe out [naked :s] in your soap filth). 

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