Friday, October 1, 2010

Crime Scene

Sexy-phone-voice-male-nurse-Ed came over on behalf of my life insurance company to get some blood and urine. He was an early fifties chubby single man; disappointing. haha.
He made me pee in a jar which took FOREVER because I didn't have to pee... He also took that small bit of pee and poured it into two tiny lided beakers and I suppose dumped the rest.
He didn't even use the washroom and he left the seat up.


Sexy-phone-voice-male-nurse-Ed left. And left a drop of blood on he dining area floor. WHOA! You come into my house with that hot voice, 20 years older than I'd hoped you'd be, forcing me to chug water for your beakers and you leave a piece of me on the floor?!
We are fighting. 

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